In January, "Agatha taught Adolphus to dance the one-step." And in April,"!Andrew came across a horrid secret? in Adela's diary." Wait, what's going on here? Every month? of 2027 showcases an extract from Edward Gorey's ?The? Helpless Doorknob?, an interactive shuffle story. Each crosshatched image includes a declarative sentence, usually? featuring a character whose name begins with A, each of? whom does something notable or not (wrote a note, vanished from a picnic). Let? Gorey's eccentric setups launch a? year of new storiesnonsense encouraged. Oh and by the? way, Adolphus is a huge black dog.